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Big Ben Retires & Then Bridges Start Collapsing In Pittsburgh

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Look as I said in my previous post, it has been an emotional week for Pittsburgh. The news of Big Ben retiring sent shockwaves throughout the city. Quite literally.

A damn bridge collapsed to honor Big Ben’s retirement. Thank the lord no one was killed or fatally wounded because what a terrifying sight. A worst nightmare scenario for me. I have driven over and walked underneath that bridge hundreds of times. The worst part about all of this? Someone tried to warn the city back in December 2018.

Did this guy have any idea that his tweet be extremely relevant in 2022? No. But he also probably didn’t think that Big Ben would retire in 2022. It’s going to be hard to explain this one for city officials. Somebody is losing a job and it’s not just Ben as the Steelers quarterback.

If you need further evidence that we live in a simulation here’s your proof:

President Biden was scheduled to come to Pittsburgh to give a speech on infrastructure today. I do NOT believe in coincidences. First Big Ben retires, now this. Cool simulation guys.

Imagine being this lucky:

The real heroes from today are the first responders, ensuring everyone’s safety and made sure that everyone got out alive that was effected. This Port Authority bus driver is a legend:

It’s been a tough week for Pittsburghers. Let’s just hope nothing else bad happens and hopefully the Bengals lose on Sunday.

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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