Joe, Author at Korked Bats

Packers Plan To Clone Rodgers To Ensure Never Letting Tolzien Play Again

November 26, 2013November 27, 2013 Joe

Green Bay Packers announced plans to clone quarterback Aaron Rodgers to ensure the franchise hope of never having to see Scott Tolzien start another game for the franchise.

NFL Satire

NFL Announces 5 Rule Changes That Will Make Everyone Hate The NFL But Keep Watching

November 19, 2013November 19, 2013 Joe

The NFL is changing their rules again, and of course, it’s to make the game safer.

College Basketball Satire

Calipari, Pitino Fight For Pre-School Recruit

November 11, 2013November 11, 2013 Joe

The Kentucky-Louisville rivalry doesn’t end off the court. It continues through recruiting prospects. Even the 3-year-old prospects.

College Football Satire

Lou Holtz Runs Out Of Spit, Hospitalized For Dehydration

November 4, 2013November 4, 2013 Joe

ESPN College Football Analyst and human sprinkler Lou Holtz has been hospitalized of dehydration.

MLB Satire Uncategorized

A-Rod v. MLB Trial To Be Heard By Judge Judy

October 23, 2013October 23, 2013 Joe

Alex Rodriguez has pushed to have his lawsuit against Major League Baseball be heard by TV’s most famous judge, Judge Judy.

NFL Satire

NFL Forces Ndamukong Suh To Play For Free

October 21, 2013October 22, 2013 Joe

The NFL has come up with a solution on how to tame the vicious beast that is Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh.

MLB Satire

Epstein Can’t Find Anyone To Manage The Cubs

October 17, 2013October 17, 2013 Joe

The Chicago Cubs are having a tough time finding anyone to manage their team. It’s so bad, they can’t even trick anyone into taking the job.

Satire WNBA

WNBA Celebrates Breaking 10,000 Attendance Mark

October 10, 2013October 10, 2013 Joe

WNBA President Laurel J. Ritchie announced this week that the league has finally eclipsed the 10,000 mark in attendance

NFL Satire

Former NFL Coach Bill Cowher Arrested On Home Invasion, Talking Cable/Internet Options

October 9, 2013October 9, 2013 Joe

Former Pittsburgh Steelers Head Coach and current NFL on CBS analyst/giggler Bill Cowher was arrested earlier this week on suspicion of stalking, home invasion, and trying to sell Time Warner Cable to complete strangers.

MLB Satire

Houston Astros Announce Yard Sale Plans: “Everything Must Go!”

October 4, 2013October 4, 2013 Joe

To help reimburse fans for their horrid 2013 season, the Houston Astros are having a yard sale where they will sell memorabilia, players, and ownership of the team.