America’s biggest free agent* is no longer a free agent.
(* – according to Trevor Bauer, himself)
What do you get a girl who already has everything? Another starting pitcher apparently. What’s next on the Dodgers’ agenda this offseason? كيف تربح المال من الالعاب Purchase the Mona Lisa just to hang it on the outfield wall? Diamond-encrusted uniforms?
So Trevor Bauer is now a Dodger. The rich get richer. The powerful get more Bauerful (do you get it? it’s a pun). And the hated get… more hated?
I mean, I can’t imagine Trevor Bauer’s over-saturated online persona is going to be sustainable, especially now that he’s on a team that most people already hate. The vlogs and tweets are only going to be more hated than they already are.
But now that Dodgers rotation becomes even filthier than it was last year when they hoisted hardware.
David Price (remember him?)
Lol, the most sought after starting pitcher in free agency this year will be no better than the third or fourth starter for the Dodgers this year. I mean, damn. Talk about 1% controlling Wall Street. The Dodgers just shorted Bauers’ stock and then got richer. It’s insane.
Someone tell the Cubs, this is how you sustain success after a World Series title.
Does this make the Dodgers favorites to repeat? شرح لعبة بلاك جاك Yes. But you also have to take that with a grain of salt. They’ve been favorites the last 6 or 7 years and only won one. So who knows? A lot can happen in 162 games. But this signing is another reason why I think we all need to pump the brakes on the Padres hype.
Anyway, Dodgers gonna Dodger. They’re like that kid on the block who owned the N64, the SEGA Dreamcast, and the Nintendo Virtual Boy. بلاك جاك كازينو We get it. Your parents are rich!