Thursday, June 20, 2024

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Aaron Rodgers Could’ve Made The Packers Get Anyone He Wanted And He Chose… Randall Cobb?!

We’re all familiar with the Aaron Rodgers drama that got us through the dark times of this offseason. But what we’re not familiar with is why Aaron Rodgers demanded what he demanded… and that was Randall Cobb.

Randall F***ING Cobb.

Look, this is NO disrespect to Randall Cobb. I mean, he went to a Pro Bowl once. But to hold an entire franchise hostage and your only demand is a WR3 from the Houston Texans seems like a little much. Or not enough? I’m just wondering why on earth would you want Randall F***ING Cobb? I mean, I know they’re besties, but friendship aside. If I was Aaron Rodgers age, I’d be choosing the best players over my best friends. But to each his own, I guess? Part of me is surprised he didn’t demand the Packers start Miles Teller at tight end.

Packers fans, how do you feel about this? Not just the franchise quarterback holding the team hostage while he was chasing waterfalls in Hawaii despite TLC’s desperate pleas not to, but also him returning and demanding Randall Cobb, a 10-year NFL vet at wide receiver.

Randall F***ING Cobb.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.


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