A-Rod Just Dropped A Makeup Line For Men In Case You Were Wondering Why J-Lo Isn’t Gonna Take Him Back
The former baseball pro, 45, teamed up with Hims & Hers — the beauty and wellness company in which he and Lopez, 51, last year — to develop the brand’s first makeup for men.
“I wanted to create a product that solved an issue I faced every day. I realized as I was jumping from meeting to meeting, I needed something quick and easy in my routine to conceal blemishes or razor bumps,” Rodriguez shared on Instagram Thursday.
Enter The Blur Stick, “a convenient concealer specifically designed for men that can be used for skin imperfections,” per the star, who added, “Check it out, I think you’ll be surprised how often it comes in handy.”
Priced at $17 and available in eight shades, the “sleek, discreet” product is made with ingredients including aloe extract and jojoba seed oil to help soothe and moisturize the skin.
via Page Six
Siri, show me the definition of “spiraling.”
My goodness, A-Rod. Get a hold of yourself. There are people watching. I know you’re down bad from your post-breakup Coldplay jam sesh and your setting an extra place setting at the dinner table, but this is getting out of control. I know you need something to mask your sadness and probably backne (from the steroids), but this is NOT the answer. It’s not a good look. We’re all well aware you want to kiss and makeup with J-Lo, but we didn’t think you meant literally.
*sigh* Dammit.
You trying to score a pink Cadillac, Mary Kay-Rod?
Never thought I’d say this, but I prefer self-makeout A-Rod more than self-apply makeup A-Rod.
Look, I’m not against dudes rocking makeup. It’s 2021 and everything, blah, blah, sure. Do your thing. ESPECIALLY if you’re on TV regularly. Totally get it. Those 4K cameras aren’t getting any less defined. But trying to make dudes in makeup an everyday thing? That’s a tougher pill to swallow than adding a runner on second for extra innings. One of the best things about being a dude is how easy it is to get ready. Underwear, pants, shirt, shoes, maybe a tiny splash of cologne, and bam, you’re good to go. I’m not about to add watching YouTube tutorials for applying the perfect contour for your skin tone or crap like that. A-Rod, snap out of it, man. I mean, what’s next? You get yourself a massive back tattoo of a Phenix rising from the ashes? That’s not going to bring her back. In fact, since my last blog about you, I’ve come to terms that Jenny from the block probably isn’t coming back. Ever. You need to come to terms too. BroBible had a great take the other day. You need to just go full heel and start dating Jeet’s ex, Minka Kelly.
