A Recap of The Bachelor From A Guy – Hometowns
Victoria F. Hometown
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Now it’s time for the hometown date that nobody wanted. Victoria F. who based off initial shots of her hometown, I though lived at a time share. The two of them meet on a beach, Peter awkwardly throws a ball for her dog to fetch, and they share a bite on a pier. During this part of the date, Victoria F.’s Dr. Jekyll personality was shining, which was nice, but you knew it was only a matter of time before Mr. Hyde came out.
They also went into an old time photo booth store which tells me Virginia Beach is just one giant Six Flags amusement park. They also ate really big candy-coated ice cream cones. I’m not calling Victoria F. young and immature, but this date was a trip to the playground and pizza at DZ: Discovery Zone away from hitting the every child’s dream trifecta.
After all of that, Victoria F. surprised Peter with a private Hunter Hayes concert, which is weird, because she probably could’ve booked Chase Rice for a lot cheaper.
Usually we don’t get private concerts this late into the season, but ABC producers had to work overtime to try and mask Victoria F.’s lack of personality.
Just when you think Peter may make it through an entire date with Victoria F. without a single shred of drams, Peter is approached by a women – who we’ll call Marissa, mainly because her name is Marissa – who Peter used to date. She pulls Peter aside and gives some sort of fair warning of Victoria F. like a soothsayer bewaring others of the ides of March.
Marissa, who is a Virginia Beach native and knows Victoria F. well, said, “Just be careful of her, that’s all I’m going to say.” But then she continued to say other things, so how can we trust her? But I get it. It’s not everyday you get your blurred out face on national TV, so she had to take advantage. She told Peter that Victoria F. has broken up relationships before, and Peter, who has never heard a word in his life that he didn’t believe, immediately starts to doubt his relationship with Vikki, for the eighty-second time this season.
That night, when he meets Victoria F. in front of her house, she could tell something was wrong. So the two of them sit down to talk before meeting her family. Pretty much everything up until this point has proven to us that Victoria F. is not right for him. Especially of the four remaining girls. And what was the most glaring sign of this? HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT A WICKER CHAIR IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE?! They had to sit on the damn steps. How does Peter not see this?
Peter begins to tell her what Marissa told him, and this might come as a shocker, but Victoria F. handled the entire adult conversation like a child. Her Mr. Hyde started showing as she got super defensive and started breaking up with Peter. Then she awkwardly broke down the fourth wall, looked at the camera, and said I can’t do this right now, which isn’t exactly how reality TV works. In fact, that’s the most important time for cameras to stay rolling. She then stormed off, turned to the camera again and said, “Can you not?” For a second I thought we were going to get a Colten camera shove, but unfortunately she only stormed off.
While she was away her Mr. Hyde serum must’ve worn off and she was back to being Dr. Jekyll, where she cried in front of Peter, made him apologize (for what? I don’t know), and told him that she planned on telling him she was falling in love with him tonight. But Victoria F. asks, “How are we ever going to move forward from this?” as if this was the first fight she’s ever been in, but that’s not the case since this is like the sixth fight she’s been in with Peter alone. Peter ends up leaving without ever going inside. Clearly he picked up on her family’s lack of wicker chairs.
Victoria F.’s family (who looks nothing like Victoria F.) came out and consoled her, with her father saying, “You always have us.” Which I think started making her cry harder because there’s no way her family can up her Instagram follower count.
The next day, Victoria F. stopped by Peter’s hotel to cry in front of him, which you know awoke Peter’s peter, since he has an unhealthy fetish for leaky tear ducts. Before she left, she gave Peter their old timey photo from the day before. Gee, thanks.
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