Questions of the Week

Each week, I’ll answer some questions about that week’s episode.

Who Won The Night?

The camera guys on the skyscraper date

I feel like these guys didn’t get enough (read: any) credit for the work they did this week. For every breath taking – and/or nauseating – shot of Madison and Peter walking up to the top of the skyscraper, there was a camera man there to bring it to you. You are the unsung heroes this week, guys who had to flirt with death just to watch Madison and Peter hug on a tall roof.

Who gets my rose this week?

Madison

I have to give serious props to Madison here. Whether you agree with her or not, you have to respect the fact that she didn’t fold on her lifestyle choice for the sake of a boy, or more so, a TV show. She held true to her Christian faith, and the commitment she made at a young age. It would’ve been easier for her to say, “It’s cool” like previous contestants have, but she did not. That’s not easy to do. Mad respect. Or should I say, Maddie respect.

Did Hannah B. show up in this episode?

No.

Which is surprising, because it’s Fantasy Suites Week, and the only thing Hannah B. likes more than bragging about having sex is having sex. Reminder: four times in a windmill.

What is your prediction for next week based on the trailer?

Oh, man. We may only have two-ish episodes, but it feels like there’s an entire season full of drama left.

I like how they waited until they were posted up at the rose ceremony before asking where Maddie is. Um, did you not realize she didn’t return to the lone hotel room you all shared?

Peter also returns to apologize profusely to someone we can’t see… Read: it’s got to be Maddie. And then there’s the shot of his mom dramatically begging, “BRING HER HOME TO US!” Who is her? Is it Madison? Is it Hannah Ann? Is it Hannah B.? It’s certainly not Victoria. Is it the family dog who ran away during shooting and production had to be put on pause until they found her? I don’t know. But I’m here for it, and can’t wait to find out.

Until next week… Buh-bye (PP).