A List Of Theories Behind The Chargers Team Doctor Stabbing Tyrod Taylor In The Lung
Tragedy and mystery has shaken the NFL Kingdom today with the news of Lord Tyrod Lannister Taylor getting stabbed in the lung by a doctor on the Chargers’ medical staff. It’s been reported that the doctor was administering a pain-killer to Tyrod, when the needle punctured his lung.
How does this happen? These are trained professionals that administer this kind of shot daily without any mishaps. Now all of a sudden Lord Tyrod is fighting for his life (he’s not actually – but we at KB wish him a speedy recovery), and we are supposed to believe it was some kind of accident?
No. Not on my watch. I’ve done some digging and have come up with a handful of theories as to what really might have transpired.
- The Philadelphia 76ers medical staff is ALSO the LA Chargers medical staff
- This seems to be the most reasonable reason behind this mishap. The so-called “doctors” that the Sixers employ are famously known for mishandling injuries and giving out misinformation in regards to the status of the players. Most notably is their “treatment” of Markelle B.O.C. (Bust of Century) Fultz’s random shoulder injury. They swept a motorcycle injury under the rug and then came up with a fake name for his ailment (I think they called it the Lorax Syndrome or something, idk). These guys are prime suspects for this crime against Tyrod.
- The Chargers have hired Conrad Murray, the former cardiologist of Michael Jackson
- This is complete speculation, but the media has not released the identity of the doctor administering Taylor’s shot, so anything is possible. Last I heard Mr. Murray (no longer a doctor and no longer legally allowed to practice medicine after being held responsible for the death of the King of Pop in 2009) was giving out medical consultations to people, and it wasn’t considered practicing medicine, so he technically wasn’t breaking the law. Very sneaky behavior. Seems like someone who could snake their way into the Chargers locker room and consult a needle into someone’s chest.
- A Rams medical staff member has infiltrated the Chargers staff
- This wouldn’t be very difficult, seeing that the two teams share the beautiful brand new SoFi Stadium. When a crime is committed, you must always start with the people in the same home as suspects. You also have to take a step back and look at it through the eyes of the suspect. Why would someone on the Rams want to hurt Tyrod? Simple. They don’t like sharing the stadium and they’re coming for each player, one by one. Hunter Henry is next.
- SoFi is coming to collect on Tyrod’s student loans
- Student loan services are no joke. I’ve been harassed by Sallie Mae to the point of filing a restraining order against her. I hate her. I hope she reads this. But SoFi is no different. It doesn’t matter if their name is on the stadium he plays in–that isn’t enough. They’re out for blood and it’s their money and they want it NOW. I caution all players who set foot in SoFi to watch your backs.
- Justin Herbert put a hit out on Taylor
- The Chargers rookie QB very well could be behind this madness. He had every reason in the world to want Tyrod gone. He was tired of waiting. With Taylor suffering the chest injury before the game, Herbert was forced to start. Not only did he start, but he went toe-to-toe with the best player in football. No, not Chad Henne… Patrick Mahomes. It has also just been reported that Herbert will be starting in Week 3. Looks like Justin has gotten what he wants and he’s hiding in plain sight. The Herbert’s send their regards.
The league needs to get to the bottom of this before more players are hurt. Whomever it may be, they need to be brought to justice, and justice must be swift. We hope you feel better Tyrod!
This post was written by Hubb. Follow him on IG: @erikemeryhubbard
