https://korkedbats.com/a-holiday-gift-guide-for-her/ That Funny Sports Blog Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:45:37 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.1.2 https://korkedbats.com/a-holiday-gift-guide-for-her/#comment-30674 Sun, 23 Feb 2020 23:45:37 +0000 http://korkedbats.flywheelsites.com/?p=19643#comment-30674 […] He lost weight. Kinda. He slimmed down in the waist, but added some junk in his trunk, which seems to be all the rage these days. Dad Bods are so 2000 and late. It’s all about super-wide child-bearing hips and fat asses. The Phanatic is definitely trying to become Instagram famous. My guess is he took a few zoomba classes, opted for a little more time on the stair-master, and never misses squat day. Either that or Mrs. Phanatic guilted him by buying him a Peloton for Christmas. […]

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