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Thursday, April 25, 2024

Korked Bats

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A.D.’s Crown Of The Week Goes To Tyler Lockett

Tyler was pop Lockett and dropping all over the Cardinals on Sunday Night. (Please forgive me that. I hate me too.)

Russ Wilson was obviously cooking on Sunday and what was on the menu? A Tyler Lockett 50 burger in fantasy. Russ fed Tyler all night long targeting him 20 times, but Mr. Polly Lockett was only able to handle 15 of them. But Tyler made the most of his 15 targets going absolutely bananas with 200 yards and 3 tuddy’s.

Tyler Lockett joins some legendary company in Jimmy Smith and Steve Largent. Jimmy Smith served a 6 year prison term and Steve Largent served in the U.S. House of Representatives for 8 years, but all 3 can proudly say they’ve had 15 catches, 200 yards and 3 tuddy’s in a single game. Legendary.

Another well deserved crown, Tyler Lockett will be eating catches like this all year if Peter “Peter Pumpkin Eater” Carroll (that one’s topical, you gotta give me that) keeps letting Russ cook like this:

A.D.

A.D. is a Steelers season ticket holder and remembers when Wiz Khalifa was good. He hails from Pitt(sburgh), and has swam in the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

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