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Sunday, April 21, 2024

Korked Bats

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A Case Of The Mondays

Why does Monday ALWAYS have to fall on the day after the weekend? It’s like, “Hey, this weekend was amazing! What’s tomorrow? ….Oh. It’s Monday. Sweet.”

If I were running for president, I’d make Mondays non-existent. Or at least find a holiday for every Monday so we wouldn’t have work or school. So vote for me in 2032.

Alright, so obviously I feel your pain about how annoying Mondays are. I want to help ease that pain for all of us. What better way to ease the pain by with random findings from the interwebs? So let’s procrastinate together to help cure our Case of the Mondays…

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The Barber and his hair.

Whenever a guy with the last name of Barber has any issues with hair, I just find it funny.

Yesterday, Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndomukong Suh got (wrongfully) flagged for pulling down Dallas Cowboys running back Marion Barber by his hair.

I’ll spare you the, “Looks like Marion should go to the Barber,” jokes.

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Bo Pelini is mad.

I feel bad for Nebraska Cornhusker freshman quarterback Taylor Martinez. Not because he got chewed out by head coach Bo Pelini on Saturday night. But because he had to stare at Pelini’s ugly mug while he chewed him out.

And I’m willing to bet Bo’s got stank breath too.

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What should the children do?

You think LeBron only hurt the men and women of Cleveland? كرابس Nope. He disappointed the children as well. ربح المال

Unfortunately for the kids, they don’t have access to Nike and their marketing team to release a commercial. However, these kids do have the power to write poems and perform them at school assemblies.

I’m going to have a Kanye West moment and go out on a limb to say, “LeBron James doesn’t care about children.”

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If this doesn’t give you chills…

The Tennessee Titans surely didn’t have a very good day of football yesterday. We’ve all heard about Vince Young and his shoulder pad donation into the stands making fans turn against him faster than an elevator full of people turn against the guy who just farted.

However, there were two Titans fans who could care less about the outcome of the Titans game. Or the season, for that matter.

Yesterday at LP Field in Nashville, Tennessee, in front of 70,000 cheering fans, 101st Airborne soldier Mark Foster surprised his wife Jodi and daughter Kayla with a homecoming on the field during the second quarter of yesterday’s game.

Honestly, if you don’t get chills or feel anything when watching this video, then you need to reevaluate some things. It really puts into perspective how great we have it in America. موقع مراهنات عربي That we can live freely every single day while others risk their lives to maintain that. God bless America, our troops, and those families of the troops.

Thank you for all that you do for us.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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