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Thursday, April 18, 2024

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A Breakdown Of This Toddler Basketball Team Photo

Toddler Basketball Team

If you’ve ever thought, “Hmm, coaching a 2 and 3-year-old basketball team seems like a good idea,” this photo might change your mind. A California woman recently posted this photo of her friend’s daughter’s basketball team, and the photo has since gone viral.

Now granted, this team seems like they’re held in control better than (and could probably beat) the Knicks, but it still seems like too much to handle. I mean, is that one girl wearing khakis? I think she’s wearing khakis. Is she playing basketball or working at Target?

Toddler Basketball Team

There is so much going on in this photo, so we decided to break it down one toddler at a time.

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This kid looks older than Steph Curry.

Then again, all of these kids look older than Steph Curry.

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Jessica always makes sure the photographer captures her good side.

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Lucas needs to “pee-pee real bad bad.”

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“Wait… Where’s Lucas going?” -Claire

(Note: Claire has had a huge crush on Lucas since she was like 1.)

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Quit trying to show your midriff, Bianca!

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Abbie’s not quite sure what to do with her hands.

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Simon can’t even right now.

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Ellie’s on-the-court nickname is “The Eliminator,” and her off-the-court nickname is “Birth Control.”

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“Screw it! I am NOT missing the season finale of Paw Patrol for this!”

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She seems a little too old to play on this team.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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