A Breakdown Of That NFL Coaches Picture

Every year at the NFL Owners Meetings, we get the delight of having all 32 NFL head coaches posing together in one photo. We decided to take the time to break down the photo. Here are 15 observations.

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1. Hey Bruce Arians, Samuel L. Jackson thinks you’re wearing your Kangol hat backwards.

2. Like any family reunion photo, you always put the grandpa in the front center.

3. John Harbaugh picked a bad day to not wear pants.

4. Flip-flops with jeans? This is the fanciest Bill Belichick has ever dressed.

5. It’s been in the 80s and 90s all week in Arizona. So of course the one time it would make sense for the Hoodie to rock cutoff sleeves, he doesn’t.

6. “Of all the coaches I could sit next to, they HAD to sit me next to the guy I lost the Super Bowl to?! Where’s my Nicotine gum?”

7. Chip Kelly is thinking about signing the guys next to him because it wouldn’t be the craziest signing the Eagles made this offseason.

8. Trying desperately to cop a feel on Tom Coughlin’s butt.

9. It’s a good thing the guy who took this photo allowed for so much head-space It would be a shame if he took a closer photo so you could actually tell who each guy was in this picture.

10. Is that 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula or the Dunkin Donuts guy?

11. How did Trent Dilfer sneak into this pic?

12. He really has to go pee-pee.

13. John Candy as Andy Reid is his best role ever.

14. While other coaches are scheming ways to change league rules, Andy Reid was dressed like he was scheming ways to steal embryos from Jurassic Park.

15. Is that Andy Reid or the mannequin from a Tommy Bahama outlet store?

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