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Thursday, March 28, 2024

Korked Bats

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A Breakdown of Cole Cubelic Eating A Bloomin’ Onion

If you watched the Outback Bowl the other day, you were treated to not only a solid football game between Ole Miss and Indiana, but also ESPN’s sideline reporter Cole Cubelic going absolutely ballistic on a Bloomin’ Onion from Outback Steakhouse.

Like, my gahhh.

Dude was chowing down like Joey Chestnut after a month-long fast. Mrs. Cubelic, you need to feed your man more than you do. Cole was like WORK CAN WAIT, I NEEDSTA EAT! And eat he did. But hey, I ain’t complaining, because it was hilarious. And I’m sure Outback ain’t complaining. Cole eating that Bloomin’ Onion like it was a goat and he was the T-Rex from Jurassic Park was probably the best advertisement for Outback of all time.

In fact, now I want a Bloomin’ Onion. I’ll talk to you guys later.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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