25 Things To Do Now That The NFL Is Over
Now that football season is over and baseball season is months away, many people are left wondering what they are going to do with all that spare time. Well wonder no more, we here at Korked Bats have comprised a list of 25 things you should (and maybe need) to do.
1. Experience sunlight again
2. Reintroduce yourself to your family
3. Give hockey a try… just kidding
4. Finally have that baby your wife has been nagging you about
5. Order Rosetta Stone and learn how to speak French
6. Watch the Winter Olympics (no, seriously)
7. Quit drinking
8. Start drinking
9. Shower… finally
10. Consult a doctor before removing your “Lucky Underwear”
11. Lose that stubborn “cheese fry” weight
12. Pay your 4-month Buffalo Wild Wings tab
13. Catch up on your DVR’d episodes of Dance Moms
14. Update your EHarmony profile
15. Return those DVDs to Blockbuster… Wait… Nevermind
16. Learn to play the oboe
17. Buckle down and finally read Apple’s Terms of Service
18. Start writing that Karate Kid fan fiction you’ve been talking about.
19. Finish your Real World audition tape.
20. Shave your beard… Actually, shave EVERYTHING
21. Search for your inner being… Wait, what?
22. Take down those 4th of July decorations
23. Get a job
24. Apologize to Papa John’s about the restraining order
25. Re-evaluate your fandom (Looking at you Raiders fans)
Good luck this offseason, and just remember that the NFL season is just a few months away.
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