By now, we all know about DeflateGate. However, a week later, we still have questions. If anything, those three press conferences held by the New England Patriots last week brought more questions to light. These are the questions we still have about DeflateGate:

• Why hasn’t the NFL talked to Tom Brady or the New England Patriots yet?

• With what he said in his second press conference, is Bill Belichick lying? Is he actually a scientist?

• How can Tom Brady say he prefers a ball at 12.5 PSI, but then claim he can’t tell a difference between balls with different PSI’s?

• Can climate really affect 11 out of 12 footballs for only one team?

• Why didn’t I pay more attention during science in high school?

• If the Patriots were truly innocent, why wouldn’t they be more upset, or angry even, that people are accusing them of cheating?

• Is Roger Goodell not punishing the Patriots for DeflateGate because he’s friends with their owner, Robert Kraft?

• Why did Tom Brady randomly tell us that this isn’t ISIS?

• Does he know something we don’t know?

• Could this be ISIS?

• Are we going with “DeflateGate” or “Ballghazi”?

• Can anyone tell tell the difference between a Patriots press conference and an SNL skit anymore?

• With all this talk about cheating and deflated balls, where has Lance Armstrong been?

• Tom Brady said, “Some guys like old balls.” How exactly does he know that?

• Who did Bill Belichick borrow that nice button down shirt from?

• Why was Bill Belichick so dressed up and Tom Brady so dressed down?

• …Seriously. Did they have a Freaky Friday moment?

• Do we still think Michael Sam’s handling of balls is more of a distraction than the Patriots’ handling of balls?

• Was that the first time Bill Belichick ever said “rubdowns”?

• We all agree the Patriots suck, right?

• How much is that Gillette Flexball?

• In his press conference, Tom Brady was talking about testicles, right?