20 Lesser Known Super Bowl Prop Bets

January 31, 2014January 31, 2014 Austin

Gamblers are always looking to blow some money on the outcome of the Super Bowl. Degenerate gamblers are always looking to blow all of their money on outcomes during the Super Bowl. The latter do so with random prop bets. Vegas lists odds for things that go on during the game to give the extreme gamblers more to gamble on.

However, we discovered a list of prop bets that are lesser known to the general public. For your betting convenience, we’ve listed them below:

1. Length of the Super Bowl Pre-Game Show

OVER/UNDER: 15.5 hours

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2. Will this year’s GoDaddy Commercial be funny?

NO/NO

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3. Will Bruno Mars feel like he’s been locked out of heaven for so long?

YES/NO

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4. How many times will Joe Buck get excited?

OVER/UNDER: 0

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5. Number of times Peyton Manning throws Richard Sherman’s way.

OVER/UNDER: -1

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6. Number of players on the field at one time.

OVER/UNDER: 22

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7. Number of articles of clothing the Red Hot Chili Peppers will wear during their halftime performance.

OVER/UNDER: Socks

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8. Camera shots of Eli Manning pouting.

OVER/UNDER: 12

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9. Camera shots of Archie Manning spanking Eli Manning for pouting.

OVER/UNDER: 13

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10. Camera shot of Cooper Manning.

OVER/UNDER: LOL!

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11. Time it will take Renee Fleming to sing the U.S. National Anthem.

OVER/UNDER: 2 minutes and 30 seconds

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12. Time it will take America to Google who Renee Fleming is.

OVER/UNDER: 2 minutes and 30 seconds

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13. Number of packs of gum Pete Carroll will go through during the game.

OVER/UNDER: 7

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14. Number of Nicorette Patches John Fox will go through during the game.

OVER/UNDER: 7

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15. Will Richard Sherman shut someone’s mouth for them?

YES/NO

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16. Who will win the Puppy Bowl?

PAWTON MANNING/SEATTLE FLEAHAWKS

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17. Number of times your wife/girlfriend will ask you what “Omaha” means.

OVER/UNDER: 72

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18. Number of times you won’t know what “Omaha” means.

OVER/UNDER: 72

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19. Number of knees John Fox will take a knee to force overtime.

OVER/UNDER: 5

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20. Number of times someone will stand in your view of the TV screen at your Super Bowl party.

OVER/UNDER: “FRIGGIN’ MOVE ALREADY, GARY!”

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