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Friday, April 19, 2024

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17 Potential Romantic Comedies Starring Roger Goodell and Robert Kraft

ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter tweeted today that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft have finally met to discuss the Patriots’ recent DeflateGate penalties.

Wait… The two of them hugged?! C’mon Schefty, don’t hold back the deets. We totes need more. Like what were they wearing? Was Bobby Kraft into it? Did they kiss? Was it sensual?! OH. MY. GAHHH! I gotta text Becky. Where’s my phone?!

Roger Goodell and Robert Kraft
“Maybe when we’re done here, we can get some ice cream.”

So, at least the one thing we do know is that Roger Goodell and Robert Kraft are back together, making for one of the greatest romantic comedy storylines ever! You know, a couple comes together with an adorable meet cue (Spygate). After a few years, the girl (Robert Kraft) makes it big (wins the Super Bowl) but the guy (Roger Goodell) is pressured by his friends (Ted Wells) into breaking up with her (deliver punishments and suspensions), but after a while, the two come back together and live happily ever after… until the Patriots cheat again, of course.

So now that we have our rom-com story, all we need now is a name for it. Luckily, we’ve already created 17 potential titles…

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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