14 Potential New Fiesta Bowl Sponsors
Last week, Tostitos ended it’s 18-year long sponsorship with the Fiesta Bowl. So now, one of college football’s most iconic bowl games is in need of a sponsor. But don’t worry. We’re here to help. Here are 14 potential new sponsors for the Fiesta Bowl.
The Netflix Fiesta Bowl
You’ll be able to watch the entire game in the time it takes you and your significant other to agree on a movie to watch.
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The Vine Fiesta Bowl
Because the average football play takes 6 seconds.
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The Starbucks Fiesta Bowl
You can almost hear Brent Musburger now, “This kick is for all the over-priced lattes.”
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The Real Housewives of Fiesta Bowl
This sponsorship would strictly be made to bring on better ratings.
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The DiGiorno Fiesta Bowl
It’s not delivery… It’s a college football bowl game. Why would you even think this was delivery? What are you, an idiot?
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The Darren Rovell Fiesta Bowl
A person’s life is their brand. So what better way to build your brand than a bowl sponsorship?
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The Microsoft Fiesta Bowl
This seems like a pretty cool bowl game.
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The Apple iFiesta Bowl
OH MAN! THIS SEEMS LIKE AN AWESOME BOWL GAME! AHHH! TAKE ALL MY MONEY!
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The Apple iFiesta Bowl S
OH MY WORD! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THIS BOWL GAME COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER, THEY MAKE A NEWER VERSION! TAKE MY MONEY, TAKE MYWIFE, TAKE MY KIDS, TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED SO I CAN HAVE THIS BOWL GAME!
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Yasiel Puig’s Post NLCS Game 3 Triple Fiesta Bowl
He’s already still celebrating, why not turn it into a bowl game sponsorship?
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The NBC Sports Fiesta Bowl
Unfortunately, you won’t be able to watch this bowl game until it airs in March.
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The Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco Fiesta Bowl
This game features less of the passing plays, and more of the runs.
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The Pitbull Pitbowl feat. Pitbull
Because this is the only thing in America that doesn’t already feature Pitbull.
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The Rosetta Stone Party Bowl
They even help translate the bowl game’s name.
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The Yasiel Puig game 3 triple jokes never get old.