11 Things The Girl In Jameis Winston’s Crab Legs Photo Is Thinking

After being drafted #1 overall by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Jameis Winston trolled the world by posting a very self-aware photo of him eating crab legs to his Instagram account.

However, if you notice in the picture, there is a girl sitting right behind him giving a look. We have a few ideas of what she was thinking.

“Who the —- wears their hat like that?!”

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“He seems like a Kelvin Filter kind of guy.”

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“Elmer Fudd called. He’d like his hat back.”

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“A draft party in a house this big and we have to SHARE a chair?!”

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“Did I hear the doorbell ring? If it’s the pizza guy, I’ll be right there. Gah, I’m so sick of crab legs.”

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“He now has two kinds of crabs.”

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“His hat keeps getting smaller and smaller because his head keeps getting bigger and bigger.”

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“Oh great. The cops are here. Where did Jameis say he got these crab legs again?”

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“Seriously though. Even Dr. Suess would think that hat is too tall.”

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“I told him not to take this photo, but we all know he doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.”

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“Nobody should be that happy to be drafted by the Bucs.”