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10 Events At Jameis Winston’s Pro Day

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Hey Jameis, where will you be selected in the NFL Draft?

Former Florida State Seminoles QB Jameis Winston’s Pro Day is today and the controversial quarterback is garnering attention like he just heisted some food or gave sex tips in the student union.

The player will work out publicly in front of every NFL scout and multiple media outlets, but what drills will he participate in? Don’t worry. We’ve got the full list right here.

The 40-yard Dash

Scouts are interested to see how fast Jameis can run 40-yards, for all those pick-6’s he’s expected to throw for the Titans or Buccaneers.

The High Jump

Scouts are extremely interested if prospects can perform athletically while under the influence of marijuana. This skill is important to become an NFL player.

The Shuttle Run

This is basically your standard 3-cone test. It tests agility.

The Publix Run

This is basically like the 40-yard dash, only you have unpaid crab legs in your hand and you’re being chased by a guy in a Publix apron.

Squats

Scouts try to load as much weight as possible onto the bar as you do squats, in hopes that the NFL prospect can put the entire team on his back, because lets face it, if you’re going this high in the draft, the rest of your team sucks.

Memory Test

This is your basic memory test, to see if an NFL prospect can remember your plays, your audibles, and your baby momma names.

The Broad Jump

We all know how much Jameis Winston loves to jump. It’s time to put it to the test.

The Broad Hump

We all know how much Jameis Winston loves women. It’s time to put it to the test.

The Profanity Yell

This tests how quickly a prospect can jump up onto a table a yell out profanities. If Jameis can do this impressively, the Raiders may trade up to get him to add him to their fan base.

Running Away From A Guy Chasing You With A Broom

If you can successfully complete this drill, then it proves you’re a spider. NFL Scouts are big on arachnid-type talent.

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Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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